free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(via contort)


me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

(via seanp0donnell)


glamourousbetch:

I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

(via contort)


pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via rneerkat)


"I love playing someone who has so much integrity, who has so much joy and so much life—even though her life is now in prison. She’s locked up, but she’s able to build up joy anyway."

- samira wiley for brooklyn magazine

(via mesanjhs)


urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

(via youraverageteenagecunt)


kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via youraverageteenagecunt)


fuckyeahreslife:

oneonesixonem:

Fall puns. 🍂🍃👍

Please submit a close up of the puns. Kthnxbye.

fuckyeahreslife:

oneonesixonem:

Fall puns. 🍂🍃👍

Please submit a close up of the puns. Kthnxbye.